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I’m in Idaho!

先日に続き結婚ネタを紹介しましょう!

今回のはちょっと面白い夫婦間のあるある?ジョークです!

こうやって夫は妻の信頼をなくしていくのか・・・?

新婚の小峠部長は一体どの程度まで落ちているのか?気になるところです(笑

 

ENJOY!!

 

 

1.

A text from wife.

Wife : Where are you?

Me : kitchen.

Wife : Can you feed the cat?

Me : I mean in the garage.

Wife : Bring in laundry.

Me : in the bathroom.

Wife : Clean toilet.

Me : Idaho.

Wife : Get potatos.

 

2.

Wife : We need milk, eggs, and bread. Write it down.

Me : No need. I’ll remember.

Wife : What did you buy?

Me : A panda.

 

3.

Me : Want me to make dinner?

Wife : Nah, it’s ok honey. I know you are still tired from doing it back in 2003.

 

4.

Before I got married, I didn’t even know there was a wrong way to put the milk back in the fridge.

 

5.

My wife wanted two kittens, but I am the man in this house, so we got two kittens.

 

どれが一番面白かったですか?

 

ちなみにに僕は断然5番!(笑

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2 Comments

  1. Keiko Keiko

    私は3!
    面白いし、少なくとも、奥様に気遣いをしている(笑)

    • GLOBE GLOBE

      でも完璧に撃ち落とされてますけど!!(笑

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